Pompeo Rebrands – Will get Mercilessly Mocked for Unlawful Drug Pun

2024 GOP likely hopeful president Mike Pompeo, the Trump-era Secretary of State, has revived his old political action committee, CAVPAC, and attracted attention with what many consider to be a bad play on illegal drugs.

The unfortunate tweet includes the word “pipehitter” and Pompeo’s invented definition: “Someone who is uncompromisingly American, someone who fights for our future, someone who never gives in, someone who is committed to the agenda of the radical left. ”

Calling all uncompromising Americans to join me and become a pipehitter. https://t.co/KO15jutDPi

– Mike Pompeo (@mikepompeo) June 15, 2021

Be a pipehitter.

Join the @cav_pac Cavalry.pic.twitter.com/whNqRghc9k

– Mike Pompeo (@mikepompeo) June 15, 2021

The new topic “pipehitter” signals Pompeo to distance himself from his former boss. He had tried to position himself as the logical successor to the “America First” movement, but Pompeo is now for reasons unknown to another brand that is clearly “Pompeo”.

While the new branding may have passed a Madison Avenue test, it failed the Twitter test.


– Eyes Right (@EyesOnTheRight) June 15, 2021


– Joe Kassabian (@ jkass99) June 15, 2021

excuse me? https://t.co/pPufqLPvZi

– b-boy bouiebaisse (@jbouie) June 15, 2021

Love is also a pipe hitter pic.twitter.com/cCVa6wtqib

– 📡 Halstead ➡️ Immunized Hyena 💉 (@CircuitYeen) June 15, 2021

Were … were you high when you tweeted this? https://t.co/QCdxpOFqBm

– Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) June 15, 2021

Am i a pipe hitter? No, crack is whack.

But you are you, mike.

– Ms. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) June 15, 2021

Am I the only person thinking about PULP FICTION right now? https://t.co/7gufHcixjk

– Joel Mathis (@joelmmathis) June 15, 2021

We had to keep apologizing to the world for you and your Garbage President. Luckily you’re done pic.twitter.com/mJIBAw0QHT

– Ned Pyle (@NerdPyle) June 15, 2021

Tell me you have no gay friends without telling me you have no gay friends https://t.co/4w3FpRam2V

– Scott Bixby (@scottbix) June 15, 2021

Yeah, I think Mike hit the pipe a little too hard. pic.twitter.com/H1lMAmn2GB

– Citizen D (@touchmeimdic) June 15, 2021


– Joe Kassabian (@ jkass99) June 15, 2021

You definitely hit the pipe on the right, but it doesn’t fit your definition.

– Papa Jokes Panda (@TrashPandaFTW) June 15, 2021

honestly, “pipehitter” seems like a joke your 20 year old interns made and you walked in and decided it was a great idea.

– Pé (@ 4everNeverTrump) June 15, 2021

My college roommate hit his pipe too many times and that’s why he dropped out 🌬

– James Carli 🇺🇳 (@AxnCarli) June 15, 2021

Jr strikes the whistle every day

– Steve_L (@ ThrottleJockey6) June 15, 2021

No thanks. I love being “radical left”
This means Mike:
I have empathy, a soul, I love everyone for who they are, I don’t sleep or drink money and I won’t sell my soul to the devil for power.
Have a good day!

– BonBonsays… AMERICA IS BACK💙🇺🇸💙JOE / KAMALA (@ srfrgrl1959) June 15, 2021

A political philosophy, movement or regime that elevates the nation and often races over the individual and that stands for centralized autocratic government under the leadership of a dictatorial leader, strict economic and social regulation and violent repression of the opposition

– Anne McCarthy (@AM_McCarthy) June 15, 2021


– Marisa (@ poke_m0m) June 15, 2021

I remember it had more to do with meth than being called a “pipehitter” than supporting fascism and rioting.

Times, they change, however.

– Fully vaccinated and no cat (@michaelbusby) June 15, 2021

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