Trump Mercilessly Mocked for His New ‘Greenback Retailer Twitter’ Platform

Donald Trump, the former president, launched a new Fox News “platform” on Tuesday, but in reality, as many say, it’s just a blog. In fact, it sounds like what blogs were called in the early days of the medium: From Donald J. Trump’s desk.

The site is part of his main site which is now designed as a money making / donation company. It enables one-way communication with Trump posting words, pictures or videos. Supporters can then tweet them or post them on Facebook. The “Like” button is not currently working.

Many on social media ridiculed the former president.

It’s like his personal Twitter with no answer at all. Essentially EVERYONE is blocked.

– Barbara Howard (@ Barbarah1149) May 4, 2021

When I read that Trump is essentially starting a blog, I wonder if he will read the @markos book “Crashing the Gates” to prepare for the important 2006 split …

– Bradley P. Moss (@BradMossEsq) May 4, 2021

The new Dollar Store 45 of 45 seems like more relentless little assaults on Republicans. https://t.co/CU8wefekHn

– Helen Kennedy (@HelenKennedy) May 4, 2021

So blogging is back?

– Molly Jong-Fast🏡 (@MollyJongFast) May 4, 2021

EXCLUSIVE: Insight into the new online platform from Trumps pic.twitter.com/3PhsB7dlv8

– Lucas Acosta (@LucasRAcosta) May 4, 2021

Trump’s new “blog” is all about money. It has even already checked the recurring donation box for you conveniently. pic.twitter.com/nZGNNhMTAK

– Glenn Kessler (@GlennKesslerWP) May 4, 2021

Is this the former president’s much-lauded social network? Because it seems like a blog to me. https://t.co/PtKLUILPOI

– Nina Jankowicz (@wiczipedia), May 4, 2021

Just want to remind everyone that you probably don’t have to share Trump’s little blog posts 99 percent of the time

– Thor Benson (@thor_benson) May 4, 2021

It’s basically a blog:

“Trump can post comments, pictures and videos in this area” https://t.co/h4LfPVHczq

– Frank Luntz (@FrankLuntz), May 4, 2021

Wait so he already had a website and it took him all the time putting a damn blog on it ???? https: //t.co/hswHbl59DM

– Master Rebecca Schoenkopf, Wonkette Editrix, König (@ commiegirl1) May 4, 2021

Basically, Trump is starting a blog hosted on Parscale’s CRM platform. Useful for fundraising, but not very interesting in general. https://t.co/VwrJZpeg6G

– Arieh Kovler (@ariehkovler) May 4, 2021

Old man yells at Cloud – on a blog! https://t.co/TJBUcG5ttL

– Melissa Ryan (@MelissaRyan) May 4, 2021

That’s weird to be honest. Donald Trump literally created a blog pic.twitter.com/WzPd52EiIu

– Scott Nover (@ScottNover) May 4, 2021

A trump platform on which he can spit out propaganda and spread racism.

– Nancy Hernandez (@nanelvisfan) May 4, 2021

lmao at the archive picture of Trump taking notes from an ancient surveyor’s map https://t.co/DQaVZiFlMF

– Level 46 Pony Potus with Dog Face (@thetomzone) May 4, 2021

lol … Trump’s new “platform” was coded by a 10 year old. I see several vulnerabilities that are being exploited by someone before the end of the night. pic.twitter.com/IdnGCfzCc3

– Christopher Bouzy (@cbouzy) May 4, 2021

So like a blog? Trump is now a blogger https://t.co/yWx8hTC3AC

– Perla Shaheen (@perlashaheen) May 4, 2021

Is anyone surprised that Trump’s new “communication platform” is actually just a blog? I suspect he spent millions on a WordPress site.

– @ 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔅𝔞𝔯𝔟𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔞𝔫 (@PunCMD) May 4, 2021

Trump’s launch of “Twitter but only for me” is so damn funny, damn it.

– Cody Johnston (@drmistercody) May 4, 2021

That is why Trump launched a “new social platform”. Looks like a campaign website to me. Gathers information and $.
Surprised someone?

– PhillyGirl! 💚 (@MaureennKelly) May 4, 2021

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